January 2012
So I took my dog (Mason) outside & suddenly another dog comes and Mason LOVES seeing other dogs so he runs up to this dog & starts sniffing it and the dog gets scared so he runs away. Mason goes after it & they go to the middle of the street & there I go chasing him like a dumb ass, cars watching me and everything. I was screaming at Mason to come & he does but a car almost...
December 2011
When I clean my room then show my mom the work of...
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My mom told me take out the trash so i put my...
bigtimerussian:
Girls with the same face in every picture.
swaggamuffinns:
laugh-addict:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
^ No. Thats also Kristen Stewart.
so who is asking me out at midnight?
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I laugh at my own texts before i send them...
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a-monst3r replied to your photo: :D
and you were asking for more -.- LOL
but i already answered them all & i’m BORED!!
Steve Jobs.... →
funniest10k:
When someone steps on the back of your shoes
thatawkwardgirlwholovestowrite:
Happens all the time.
When some dude tried to chat me up..
Dude: Is that a Mirror in your pocket?
Me: What?
Dude: Is that a Mirror in your pocket?
Me: No, why?
Dude: Because I can see myself in your pants!
Me: Lol, that's because you have a face like a vagina!
Dude: ....
I hope one day I'll catch a boy looking at me like...
intheonehundreds:
Gah…. I’d tear his clothes off
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my... →
When I see people flirting with my crush..
imthecritic:
That one rich friend that buys new stuff every day... →
gigglingbean:
and I’m just here like
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today, hello
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
laughcore asked: I'm so late on this but everyone should like hop the fuck off alondras penis because she isnt a slut or a whore and you're all just jealous :P
It’s my sisters birthday!! :D yay
straight girls: ugh all the hot guys are gay
gay guys: ugh all the hot guys are straight
