March 2012
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attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.... →
xxcoolstorybroxx:
When you hit your post limit.
laugh-addict:
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friend: omg, your parents are so nice!
you: it's because you're here.
When someone messages me and when I reply they...
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
February 2012
When I get caught doing something wrong in class
When you come home from hanging out with your... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
IS YOU HIGH?
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When battle music plays in a game but you can't...
attractive friend: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: omfg you’re gorgeous what are you taLKING ABOUT
me: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: nervous laughter
The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets.
That awkward moment when you try taking a drink...
That awesome moment when you lay on clothes fresh...
laugh-addict:
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That one pencil that takes a fucking eternity to... →
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mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
I have 2 modes on tumblr.
lolzpicx:
Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash. Or reblogging everything in sight.
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Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
brokentripod:
When someone jokes about you.
un0rigin4l:
